Monday, June 18, 2012

Sylph

Sylph seems to giggle a lot. I don't know if I should take that as a sign of her enjoying her stay here and finding me funny or if she is cruel and is laughing at my torment.
I've nothing against Sylph as a being, so far she has not caused me any physical harm.
However she is just causing me too much problems.
If she will repeat her previous antic again I will soon be known as the town's serial killer.
Sylph is relatively harmless if she has no intent on eating you apparently.
She has spent the last week just sitting on the couch, gnawing on the remains of Joe Denver.
Everytime she sees me freaking out she giggles & says "Thee shall be calm"
That's not that good advice, I must say.

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